
Infuse Your Intimate Rituals with Nostalgic Sweetness, Balance Your Natural Ecosystem, and Treat Your Body to Juicy Head-to-Toe Care
Who says holistic self-care has to be solemn, clinical, or dull? Intimate wellness is never about aggressive "cleansing", synthetic washes, or feeling self-conscious about your natural form. Your body is an intelligent, self-regulating sacred temple that simply craves thoughtful plant-powered moisture, loving respect, and joyful pleasure. The Organic Bubblegum Flavoured Yoni and Body Oil brings a deliciously sweet, playful pop of nostalgia to your daily beauty shelf, marrying time-honoured herbal medicine with an edible sensory treat that leaves you feeling radiant, comfortable, and unapologetically confident.
Handcrafted in small, mindful batches right here in the UK, this silky multi-tasker begins with a light, non-comedogenic base of cold-pressed Grapeseed oil. Grapeseed absorbs effortlessly without clogging delicate pores or leaving greasy residue, working alongside antioxidant-rich, plant-derived Vitamin E (Tocopherol) to lock in long-lasting moisture, comfort delicate skin, and naturally help discourage microflora and yeast imbalances. We slowly steep this golden carrier in a garden of whole healing herbs, Chamomile flowers, Calendula blossoms, Lavender, Red Rose petals, Hibiscus, and Sweet Orange peel, to calm everyday friction, soothe sensitivity, and nurture an optimal epidermal pH balance.
To bring playful indulgence into your sacred space, we blend in a certified organic, food-grade bubblegum flavour oil. The result is a mouthwatering, edible nectar that elevates solo exploration and partnered foreplay, offering smooth natural glide, heightened sensitivity, and an effortless way to mask latex aromas without sticky sugars or artificial sweeteners. Every batch is consecrated with Full Moon Reiki energy and charged with clear quartz crystal vibrations to illuminate your Sacral Chakra with creative vitality, playful sovereignty, and deep self-worth.
Because you might not always explore every drop-down menu below, here is why this multi-functional powerhouse belongs on every self-care shelf:
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The Ultimate Head-to-Toe Multi-Tasker: Beyond daily intimate care, this unisex blend serves as a luxurious all-over body hydrator, soothing facial moisturiser, and long-lasting massage oil. Smooth it over freshly waxed or shaved bikini lines, underarms, and legs to calm razor bumps and prevent ingrown hairs; work a few drops through coarse facial stubble or beards to soften bristly hairs and soothe dry, itchy skin beneath; or apply a couple of drops to your underwear or sanitary pads to maintain confident freshness through workouts and menstrual cycles.
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Menopause and Thinning Tissue Comfort: Specially formulated to provide lasting moisture and comfort for intimate dryness and delicate, thinning skin associated with hormonal transitions, restoring elasticity and soft suppleness.
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Safe External Application: Formulated strictly for external, topical use across the vulva, outer labia, and body (never inserted deep inside the internal vaginal canal). A tiny amount goes a long way, simply warm three to four drops between clean fingertips and massage gently into clean skin.
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Pure British Craftsmanship: Bottled in eco-friendly 30ml amber glass fitted with an ergonomic glass pipette to shield delicate cold-pressed plant actives from UV degradation. Always perform a simple 24-hour patch test on your inner arm before full intimate application, consult your midwife if pregnant, keep bottles safely away from domestic animals, and store in a cool, dark cupboard away from direct heat.
Why Your Sacred Routine Will Love It
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Holistic pH Harmony and Odour Comfort: Gentle plant-based oils support optimal skin balance, helping to soothe everyday itching, dryness, friction, and unwanted odour without disturbing your body's delicate internal ecology.
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Deliciously Edible Bubblegum Flavour: Infused with food-grade, certified organic flavour oil that makes oral play, foreplay, and sensual massage sweet, nostalgic, fun, and completely natural.
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Whole-Herb Botanical Maceration: Slowly steeped with skin-calming Chamomile, healing Calendula, soothing Lavender, and Hibiscus to nourish sensitive skin barriers and seal in deep hydration.
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Post-Wax and Bikini Bump Calmer: Enriched with natural Vitamin E to soothe post-shaving redness, calm sensitive follicles, and prevent stubborn ingrown hairs.
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Beard and Coarse Hair Softener: Doubles as an exceptional grooming oil, softening coarse facial stubble, moisturising dry skin, and preventing post-shave razor rash.
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Full Moon Reiki and Clear Quartz Charged: Blessed with lunar Reiki vibrations to dissolve emotional tension and open your Sacral Chakra to confidence, joy, and pleasure.
- Pure British Craftsmanship: 100% natural, cruelty-free, and vegan. Blended in the UK without mineral oils, parabens, silicones, artificial perfumes, or cheap fillers.































